AI Impact · TheCatch.AI
Who spends what, and whether the math survives the filings
First up: The layoffs whose stated savings are dwarfed by the data-center deal announced the same week.
The largest private-credit deal in history isn’t on Meta’s balance sheet — that’s the point.
Nvidia funds OpenAI. OpenAI buys Nvidia chips. Oracle and CoreWeave borrow to buy more. The revenue lands back at Nvidia — booked as demand.
Extend a server’s assumed life from four years to six and depreciation falls, reported profit rises — no new customer required.
Most “AI ROI” is a slide. Klarna put a figure in front of investors and largely stood behind it.
We test logic, bias, and machine dissonance. The flagship strand — last, deliberate.